Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Josh trades Reggie Brown to Kev

Crank it Down Trades:

Reggie Brown, WR Philadelphia
2 Tenth Round Picks (#99 and #100) in this year's draft
Seventh Round Pick in next year's draft

to Newspaper Whores for:

Third Round Pick (#25) in this year's draft
Twelfth Round Pick (#116) in this year's draft

As always, teams have 48 hours to object to this trade.

Third Year and no Owens or Stallworth

Monday, June 18, 2007

Important: Draft Date and Site Announced, Moved from Tentative Date

ATTENTION ALL MAIN EVENT OWNERS:

The 2007 Main Event Fantasy Football Draft will be held Sunday, September 2 at 12 Noon at Mike Friedlander's House in Basking Ridge, NJ

We are grateful to Mike and Stacey for making their house available to us.

Any questions or concerned, please contact me ASAP.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Josh deals Edwards to Horse

Crank it Down has traded:

Braylon Edwards, WR Cleveland
10th Round Pick (91)

to I Love Bush for:

5th Round Pick (42)
7th Round Pick (62)

As usual owners have 48 hours to object to this trade before it goes final.

Happy Fag Day!

Let's see how Joshy Schottenhughes screws this up

Defending Champion Josh Hughes turns 30 today!

Friday, June 01, 2007

Josh and his Wives Agree to Trade

Erin/Eric trade Cleveland WR Braylon Edwards to Josh for an 8th Round Pick in this year's draft.

This trade makes sense if:

Sex is involved (more likely from Eric)

or

Josh will try to deal Edwards once some magazine ranks him the #10 Projected Receiver in FFL.

This trade does not strengthen Josh's Keepers or provide Erin/Eric the cap room they desperately need.

What Josh will be wearing to the Draft

Friday, May 18, 2007

Draft Day 2007



Greco's on the Clock...

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Lynches and M*A*S*H Unit Agree to Trade

4th and Lynches and M*A*S*H Unit have agreed to the following trade:

M*A*S*H Unit receives RB Laurence Maroney.

4th and Lynches receives M*A*S*H's:
3rd Round Pick (21) this year
2nd Round Pick in 2008*
1st Round Pick in 2009*.

*If Maroney rushes for 1,000 yards the preceeding year.

All objections to the trade must be spoken of by the end of day Sunday May 20. 4 objections nullifies the deal.



From the Penthouse...to the Outhouse

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Happy Birthday Kevin!


Happy Birthday to Newspaper Whores owner Kevin Leitzell!

Kevin finished just outside the playoff cut but returns Peyton Manning and Maurice Jones-Drew, assumingly next year.

If you're on Myspace, I know your birthday. If your birthday's on Tax Day or F(l)ag Day, I know your birthday. If neither is true let me know and I will give you a birthday shoutout as well.