Bring The Sexy Back

This is what's going to happen when Beers tries to bring sexy back against my bye week battered crew.

My Opponent This Week

Years ago it was no dishonor to lose a Fantasy Football game to this guy (even though I always beat him)...



But I'll be damned if my full strength squad falls to this guy...



Take "The Ship" in an upset!

Shaun becomes Nancy

Damn Madden!!!

Week 1 Recap

Newspaper Whores (0-1), Kevin Leitzell 61
CRANK IT DOWN (1-0), JOSH HUGHES 89

NJ Thrillers (1-0), Michael Friedlander 83
Scope Creep (0-1), Dan Greco 79

Warm Scotch (0-1), Scott Isaacs 63
Endzone Dancers (1-0), Bill Procopio 87

4th and Lynches (0-1), Derek Lynch 62
Bringing Sexy Back (1-0), Brian Beers 78

I Love Bush (1-0), Jeff Horstman 88
Jamesburg PaternityTester (0-1) , E. Wohlleber/Hughes 79

Frank Gore was high player with 26 points. He was active. Therefore Josh wins both the $5 for high points and $5 for high player. Congratulations...

FAG!

Excited for Week 2

Nothing is finer, than starting the season 1-0....

Quote of the Day

"Shank it you piece of shit!"

-- Enraged drunken Eagles fan in a Westbrook jersey, presumably to the Houston kicker

p.s. The Jets are lucky as hell. Mangini is fat.

Commish's Picks

Each week I will do a brief pick column and track my results. In Week 1 I have:

Scott over Bill
Kevin over Josh
Greco over Mike
Beers over Derek (I gave myself an A, I need to start reverse jinxing)
Erin/Eric over Jeff

Time To Play The Game(s)

Lynches Address Texans RB Debacle, Acquire Lundy

Obviously in "Damage Control" mode, 4th and Lynches managed to put a stranglehold on the Houston Texans RB situation after starter and Second Round Pick Domanick Davis was put on IR by Houston. This morning 4th and Lynches re-signed RB Ron Dayne after he agreed to a one-year deal with the club that runs an offense very similar to the Denver Broncos.

In the 11pm hour 4th and Lynches made a trade with Jamesburg Paternity Tester to acquire named starter Wali Lundy for a 4th Round Pick in the 2007 draft.

To make room for the new acquisitions 4th and Lynches released Davis and will release Vernand Morency when the trade is approved by the league. Keeper Cap reasons were cited as the reason Dayne was retained over Morency. Dayne only counts for $3 on the Keeper Cap because he was selected in the 13th Round. General Mamanger Derek Lynch did not rule out reacquiring Morency with the team's #1 Waiver position if he takes over the starting job.

"While we weren't dealing from a position of strength not having a second starting Running Back on our squad, we are happy to acquire Lundy and very happy with the potential of our Running Back corps as the season goes on. We'd like to wish Domanick Davis the best of luck in his recovery".

Woe Is Hollywood

A devastating day for Derek... his second round choice, Dominack Davis, was put on IR, meaning he is out for the season. The second kick to the testes? The Raiders cut He Hate Me.