Monday, December 18, 2006

SuperBowlMania III: The Main Event

While Greco is setting up tee times, the fantasy football world is about to EXPLODE. Crank It Down, infused with the power of Hughesamania, will take on the Excellence of Execution, Warm Scotch, the team with no margin for error.

Warm Scotch

Warm Scotch has been riding Fast Willie Parker all year. Edgerrin James, a disappointment all year, has finally started to put up serviceable numbers. GM Scott Isaacs made a genius move acquiring T.J. Whosyamama for the frustrating Willis McGahee. Todd Heap is one of the best in a weak TE crop.

KEY QUESTIONS: Which inconsistent quarterback will step up, Matt Hasselbeck or Vince Young? Is Hines Ward healthy, and will he bring the 30 point performances we were seeing earlier this season?

STARTING LINEUP: QB: Hasselbeck/Young RB: Parker, James WR: Ward, Whosyamama TE: Heap DEF: Patriots K: Carney

Crank It Down

Crank It Down struck gold with Tony Romo on the waiver wire. Combined with getting Greco to lower his outrageous demands for Terrell Owens gave GM Josh Hughes a killer passing attack. But the running game is where Team Crank really excels. Steven Jackson has been great all year. But you never know when you'll get hit with a GORE GORE GORE.

KEY QUESTIONS: Consistency. Romo is still young, and as proven a couple of weeks ago, can have a rough outing (which hurts Mr. Spittle). The 49ers are equally up and down. You never know if Gore is going to disappear or put up 25 points. GM Hughes cannot afford to have a repeat of two weeks ago, when his offense disappeared against the stingy Scotch defense led by Mister Coach Klein.

STARTING LINEUP: QB: Romo RB: Gore, Jackson WR: Wayne, TO TE: Shockey DEF: Ravens K: Rackers

PREDICTION: PAIN. Warm Scotch will do what it takes to win, but Crank It Down is just too strong offensively. It will be close, but I don't see anyway Josh doesn't take this one.

1 comment:

Dan said...

Does anyone else feel like this is Scott's one shining moment that he will re-live for years to come....

Second question, why is he infatuated with me? I guess he has a man crush or something....