AP (New Brunswick, NJ) August 25th -Due to the now imfamous "Clayton Incident" Scope Creep owner Dan Greco was forced to unveil both his new head coach & mascot earlier than anticipated this afternoon. In New Brunswick, at a special press conference in "The Tower", Greco introduced John Gruden and his alter ego "Chucky" as his new Head Coach/Mascot combination.
As a stunned, seemingly frightened media looked on Greco noted that, "In a cost cutting environment, where job consolidation is prevalent, we decided to embark on a ground breaking concept of combining the roles of both Head Coach AND Mascot. And, from our perspective, there is no better a person to fill this role than John."
Gruden is a respected, championship caliber coach who's demeanor changes to almost "Chucky-like" when he needs to put the fear of god into his team. Greco further stated that,"We're truly excited about this move for our team and fan base. We now just need to and extra security during games AND tag everyone in case people start disappearing like at Gruden's last gig. But, that's neither here nor there, we are excited AND we're saving a s***load of money too!"
Gruden added that he was looking forward to the challenge of getting Scope Creep back the to championship in 2006. Chucky put the entire team on notice by stating that, "He would have no problem ripping into any player that did not live up to expectations".
Scope Creep begins its title defense against the NJ Thrillers on week 1. Tensions are already running high over the recent "Clayton" debacle and the Gruden/Chuckie signing will surely send a message to Coach, umm, Coach that Scope Creep is ready.
Gruden is a respected, championship caliber coach who's demeanor changes to almost "Chucky-like" when he needs to put the fear of god into his team. Greco further stated that,"We're truly excited about this move for our team and fan base. We now just need to and extra security during games AND tag everyone in case people start disappearing like at Gruden's last gig. But, that's neither here nor there, we are excited AND we're saving a s***load of money too!"
Gruden added that he was looking forward to the challenge of getting Scope Creep back the to championship in 2006. Chucky put the entire team on notice by stating that, "He would have no problem ripping into any player that did not live up to expectations".Scope Creep begins its title defense against the NJ Thrillers on week 1. Tensions are already running high over the recent "Clayton" debacle and the Gruden/Chuckie signing will surely send a message to Coach, umm, Coach that Scope Creep is ready.
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I am guaranteeing victory!
I may even start Fred Taylor just to shut you up.
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