Scope Creep inks both first rounders!!!

In a stunning move, Scope Creep inked both of its first round selections today further solidifying there championship defense for the next three years. Both selections, Bobby Boucher and Daniel Bateman, are linebackers that not only bring intensity to every play, but also have a knack for making big plays.

When asked about predicting future contributions to the team Boucher said, "Mama thinks fooseball is the devil, but Mr. Coach-Kline doesn't." Boucher further stated that will ask ensure that the entire team is fully hydrated for each event. Bateman was a bit more intense when addressing this reporter in saying "I got the ball!!!!!!!...I got the ball!!!!!...I GOT IT!!!!" while blood soaked sweat flowed from a four inch gash on his nose.

In other Scope Creep news, General Manager Dan Greco has narrowed his list of coaching candidates down to five and will be scheduling final round interviews this week. Finally, Greco is leaving this week for one final "Princeton" scouting combine in an effort to finalize his draft shopping list before the upcoming August 19th draft in Delaware.