Here's to you, Mr. Fantasy Football Commissioner...
Mr. Fantasy Football Commissioner!
Every summer you get 10 of your friends together to draft, trade, and claim players like they're running a real professional football team...
We run the West Coast Offense!
Whether they drafted 3 Tight Ends, 2 Kickers, or Aaron Brooks. At no point is everyone as optimistic as they are at the end of six hours of alcohol inebriation that is your Fantasy Football Draft...
I'm going all the way!!
For it's the Commissioner that's able to write Keeper Rules, Scoring Values, and talk trash on the league bulletin board, because he is the only owner in the league...without a girlfriend.
He ain't getting no ass!
So here's to you Mr. Fantasy Football Commissioner. An Ice Cold Bud Light for allowing grown men and women at or approaching their thirties to still live out their fantasies...
Mr. Fantasy Football Commissioner!
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I'll drink to that.
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