AP (New Brunswick, NJ) August 25th - In a stunning move, the artist formerly known as "Coach", Mike Friedlander, has giddily claimed the signing of star WR Michael Clayton today. In a press release from the NJ Thrillers front office, "My first waiver pickup has been made and I am excited about it. Michael Clayton is now a part of the NJ Thrillers. There is no way that Joey Galloway is going to have the same year he had last year and Clayton will be the number 1 by week 4".However, Michael Clayton's rights are held by the 2005 Champion Scope Creep squad and cannot be courted, nor signed by another team. Commissioner Derek "My team gets an A + + +" has launched a full scale investigation to see if the NJ Thrillers are guilty of tampering and would have to be subsquently be sanctioned.
Dan Greco, mastermind architect of the 2005 Champion Scope Creep team, declined to comment on the situation only to state that " I am sure our commissioner will do the right thing to ensure league integrity remains intact".
Oddly, Scope Creeps first opponent in 2006 is the NJ Thrillers. Coincidence? We think not.
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The moral of the story is everyone needs to check their roster. I hope Samie Parker become a star.
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